We'll Die

No matter how big our trouble, we all going to die.

Steril-kan Hati

Kenapa orang - orang yang sedang patah hati minum minuman keras? karena kata dokter, alkohol bisa steril-kan luka.

Aliran Tersesat Dan Tak Tahu Arah Jalan Pulang

Suatu sore di counter pulsa.
Aku : Pak, pulsa 5rb.*tanggal tua
Penjaga : Nomernya dicatat di sini mas.
Aku : Ini pak, sudah.

Take It Seriously

In the comments of jokes or memes, there is always someone who takes it seriously.

Ghost Joke

Why the ghosts have a pale face?
Because, they have to stay up all night to do their tasks.

Never Make Onion Cry

Slice my heart, I will cry. Slice the onion, you will cry.

Ngingu Asu

Putu : Mbah, aku kok kepengen ngingu asu yo.
Mbah : Ojo! Asu iku najis.
Putu : Yo dulinan asune gak pas salat to mbah.
Mbah : *meneng, bingung kate njawab piye* La tapi lak awakdewe pas salat trus asune moro, piye?

Quantum Tingkat Dasar

Pakdhe : Le, lak kuliah fisika mengko luluse kerjo opo?
Ponakan : Wah, gurung ngerti, pakdhe. Yo iso kerjo nang bank utowo nganggur.
Pakdhe : Lah, piye to? Sekolah duwur2 kok nganggur? Gak jelas kowe iki.. *ceramah dowo lak ga diamini ga mandeg* Mestine saiki kowe lak yo wes mikir to. Saiki wes semester piro?